Anglican Bishop says "Happy Christmas" is an Obscenity

Do you ever get the impression that the leadership of the Church of England doesn't really believe in ... you know, God, or Christ, or any of that stuff? Maybe that's why the Anglican Church is dying. Humphrey Southern, an Anglican Bishop, has warned his congregation that "Happy Christmas" could be considered an obscenity.

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Lessons of Charley and Humphrey: Public Television Nostalgia

"...I could really go for a time machine right about now. I want the happy back. I want to escape into my naive, unjaded fantasy world of bright city lights, cloying saxophone solos,...and cheap puppets. I want to go back to a world where there weren't so many haters, where men could wear rainbow suspenders and not have their sexuality questioned."

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California Road Trip: Humphrey's Half Moon Inn

Right on the water, it's a really sweet little hotel where I'd be more than happy to stay again. Several tikis and other exotic features, such as a couple of lovey-dovey parrots and a wide range of lush tropical plants, adorn the well kept grounds. The area around the pool is particularly nice with a high concentration of carvings ...

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